#0164. THE WAY EVERY ALIEN SPECIES IN THE GALAXY APPEARS TO HAVE ITS OWN UNIQUELY SHITTY BRAND OF WORLD MUSIC.
If there’s one thing we can be absolutely sure of the day we finally “make contact” it’s that the extraterrestrial civilisation we encounter will have developed its own uniquely shitty brand of world music.
No doubt we’ll get a chance to hear it in all its shitty glory at the bullshit ceremony they’ll throw in our honour, where they’ll probably perform some vaguely tribal ritual involving a lot of drumming and some shitty fanfare played on a musical instrument made from a brightly coloured animal horn.
God, I’m dreading it already.
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