#0168. THE EQUALLY APPALLING STANDARD OF AMATEUR EROTIC FICTION ON THE INDIAN CONTINENT.

You know, for a region with such a phenomenally high birthrate it’s amazing anyone ever gets laid.

First up, “ice-creams.” Plural. Daring choice, but it god it works.

Second, “rubbing a grassy turf.” It’s just a highly sensual and evocative image. Like he’s really frantically rubbing her pubes.

And finally, what could be sexier than a “slimy” vagina? What woman wouldn’t want her man to describe her genitals as “wet and slimy”?

Exactly.

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