All I want for my birthday is a cake. And a kitten. …maybe two cakes.
Then I’ll get you the greatest cake ever baked.
Can it have a stripper in it? I imagine you don’t have enough money for a cake that size so maybe it can just have her foot in it, and then the rest of her can come skateboarding in after.

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