Exposing the funny of adulthood

How about we play ‘illegal alien and border patrol’? You can wear really ragged clothes and I can carry a gun.
Are you going to want to cavity search me?
The only thing searching your cavity will be my foot as I kick you out of my country. This is America!
Doesn’t sound like this scenario is going to end in sex.
Um, hello? You need to prove how good you are at ‘manual labor’ — and not the kind where you stand outside of a 7/11 and run up to every pick-up truck that turns into the parking lot.

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