I lied when I said I don’t like the taste of alcohol. I had, like, twenty bellinis last night.
What’s a ‘bellini’?
Prosecco and peach puree.
Oh god, no wonder. It’s bubbly peach juice that gets you hammered. You fucking homo.
What the fuck. I’m a girl, so it’s okay. What are you drinking right now? Kool-aid out of a god damn beer stein. I rest my motherfucking case.

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