Exposing the funny of adulthood

I was hoping you’d sprinkle rose petals on the bed.
Well if I had more money I would’ve done that on Valentines Day, actually.
It would’ve been better if you sprinkled Almond Joys on the bed. What’s this? A coconut cluster? You do care!

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