Unfortunately I don’t have a tight-knit nucleus of friends like you. Mine are like loosely bonded ions and I am the chemical compound they yearn to ionize with.
Whoa whoa whoa. Nobody’s ‘ionizing’ with you but me.
I really have no clue what I’m talking about, but I really like this metaphor.
I don’t like the part where there’s a bunch of people trying to make ‘chemical compounds’ with you.
Um, having a nucleus of friends sounds a lot more orgiac.
As in orgy-like?
Yes.
Wow.
I… I got nothin’.
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