I’m glad you’re happy now.
It’s all because of that chicken pesto sandwich I had at lunch.
But your status message on AIM said it was because of me.
The sandwich is unselfish; it doesn’t want to take the credit and subsequent spotlight.
You also killed the sandwich by masticating it to death. That might explain its sudden surge of ‘humility’.
The sandwich whispered into my ear. It said, “This is a good death”. I like to think it was smiling.
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