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More than half of all pregnant women will develop stretch marks during their pregnancy. Otherwise known as striae gravidarum, stretch marks look like streaks on the surface of the skin, and may be vary in color depending on your natural skin color.

Most lightly skinned women develop pinkish stretch marks, whereas darker skinned women tend to have stretch marks that are lighter than the surrounding skin.

Most women develop stretch marks on their abdomen during pregnancy, however it is also common to get stretch marks on the buttocks, hips, breasts and thighs. In some cases up to 90 percent of women have stretch marks on some part of their body as a result of pregnancy.

What Causes Stretch Marks?

Stretch marks form when your skin is stretched rapidly as happens during pregnancy. Most women develop stretch marks during the later trimesters of pregnancy though some women start to develop them as soon as their bellies start growing.

Stretch marks are actually small tears that form in the tissue that supports the skin and helps it stretch. Stretch marks represent the tearing or separation of collagen from the skin when tearing occurs. Stretch marks are not harmful or painful and usually fade over time.

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Perhaps your first thought after reading this is imagining a sexual creep. And no doubt, there are plenty of those.  But what I think about more are the ones that are the most perverse, the creepiest, the ones that put a shiver down my spine. they aren’t the sexual ones, they are the violent ones. 


The ones who promote violence against women, children, immigrants, african-americans, government representatives, corporate officers, police, spiritual systems not their own and more.  There might be a sexual sadism to some of these creeps, but in it’s essence the perversity is about violence.


They have rage that is disconnected from reality, reason, civility, morality.  They aren’t interested in understanding anything.  They just want to attack, and attack they do.  I have come across pages where the level of vehemence is so high I can only imagine the toxic ’smell’ in the place those words are being typed.


There is only one simple antidote to this, and it is your own goodness.  Fighting against violence is good and important, but not all of us can do that first hand. What we can do is make sure we never contribute to it with time, money, encouragement or tacit agreement.  Don’t let that happen.


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Drawing and commentary by Marty Coleman of The Napkin Dad Daily


Quote by Penn Jillette, 1955- not dead yet, American entertainer

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