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Church Sign Fail

admin — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 23:59:13 +0000

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Judgment Fail

admin — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 23:59:09 +0000

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The man accidentally hit the emergency sprinklers button.

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Wedding Reception Fail

admin — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 23:59:04 +0000

Wedding Reception Fail

It has an American equivalent.

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admin — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 22:59:15 +0000

Iris Scan

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admin — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 22:59:10 +0000

Nightmare on Elm Street

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admin — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 22:59:07 +0000

Kurt

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If You Want To Look Young And Thin

admin — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 21:59:07 +0000

Caption Contest continues here!

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I have a lot of friends, and yes they are mostly female, who worry a LOT about their weight and how old they look. I know guys worry about it too (I need to lose 15), but overall it does seem to be predominantly a woman’s issue. Tell me if you think I am wrong.

But seriously, even though the napkin is funny (at least I think it is), there is truth in it. BUT here is the experiment I would suggest you really attempt; don’t hang out with people who ARE old and fat, just hang out with people who THINK they are old and fat! See if you don’t start to realize that really, it isn’t as bad as all that.

Yes, you might be able to lose a few. Yes, you might be beyond the wrinkle free years, but really come on. Are you dying because of it? Are you unloved and unwanted and unable to have fun because of it? I am not talking about your emotions telling you that, I am talking about reality telling you that.

Did you see the Academy Awards this week? You think Gabi Sidibe doesn’t know she is fat? Of course she does. Did that stop her from bringing down the house with her fun personality and happiness? No, it didn’t. Did you see Sigourney Weaver, age 60? Do you think she doesn’t know she is 40 years older than some of the stars she was walking next to? Of course she does. Did that stop her from being elegant and classy and enjoying life? No, it didn’t.

So come on, you are who you are. Work towards the goals you have, that’s great. But don’t bemoan the fact that you are who you are. Love that you have the ability to think and feel and hear and see the world, that you can love and care and nourish whether you are fat, thin, young or old.

Drawing and commentary by Marty Coleman of The Napkin Dad Daily

Quote by Jim Eason, 1935 – not dead yet, Radio talk host

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Volcano – The Napkin Dad’s Encyclopedia of Characters and Stuff

admin — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 21:59:04 +0000

Don’t forget, you have a chance to be my first ‘guest blogger’ this coming Friday! Go to last friday’s napkin and think of a good quote to put in the blank thought bubble you will find there. Email me the quote and whatever commentary you may have and if I choose your entry I will write your quote in the bubble and publish your commentary with it. Deadline is Thursday noon.

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Today we have a new addition to The Napkin Dad Encyclopedia, Introducing Volcano!

Volcano is dangerous and beautiful. Sometimes it is a she, sometimes a he. Volcano represents what can’t be held in any longer. What is inside you that is going to find it’s way out, no matter what. it is down the road, or maybe in your bed. It erupts continually most of your life, or is dormant until many years has passed. Volcano is never truly extinct, it is always capable of rumbling.

When you see Volcano on a napkin you are perhaps seeing what might happen if a direction doesn’t change. You might be witnessing a truth coming out, or a wrong that about to be finally righted.

Volcano is often misunderstood. It wants to be helpful but it only know how to spew and erupt. It would like to find smaller fissures to enable itself to come out more gracefully. But in the end, all it knows is that it has to come out, one way or another.

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Brazil’s Fourth Annual National Underwear Day

admin — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 19:59:10 +0000

In commemoration of Brazil’s Fourth Annual National Underwear Day, 50 models strutted down the streets of Brazil’s capital in nothing but their undies, catching the eye of every passerby.

On February 9th at about 2:00 p.m., the 50 models marched past one of the city’s largest malls and then went down the escalator into Brasilia’s main bus terminal, which is about as packed as Times Square.

According to a Brazilian newspaper, the event was sponsored by fashion magazine Finíssimo in celebration of Brasilia’s 50th birthday. “We had 50 models wearing intimate apparel in tones of black and gray with futuristic make-up and hair. All of this, to represent the architecture and urbanism that are branding of the city,” said Thiago Malva, executive director of Finíssimo.

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the epic cure…

admin — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:59:10 +0000

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