True Wife Confessions 26 letters of the alphabet
Confession #251
The reason I cut you off and finish your sentences sometimes in public is
to keep you from sounding like an idiot
Confession #252
I am in love with someone else and SHE does things to me that you could never imagine!!!
Confession #253
I could never tell you, but I don’t like having sex with you anymore. I don’t find you attractive. When we have sex I close my eyes and think of someone else, perhaps a famous someone.
Confession #254
I think you are a closet gay…no sex for several years is one thing but your interest in pre nubile females and your too long hugs of any zipper skinny woman
give you away…go ahead find a male lover because I don’t give a shit what you do anymore.
Confession #255
After nearly 12 years of being married when will you learn that when you
insist on blowing my back out at 4am in the morning, I will not be up at
5:30 to make you breakfast before you leave for work.
Confession #256
I know that I don’t get out by myself all that often, but when I do, I expect the same things that you expect. You want to come home to a clean house, as well as kids that have been fed, bathed, and are either ready for bed or have been put to bed for the night. I do not enjoy walking in the door and seeing my nice clean living room trashed beyond recognition. I do not enjoy walking in the door with three baskets of wet clothes (because you won’t get off your lazy ass and fix the washing machine) and being told that I have to give the kids a bath at 10pm. I do not enjoy being told that I’m not doing my job because the house doesn’t meet showroom standards while you sit on your ass and play computer games all day long. I’m not your mother, your maid, or your children’s nanny. You really shouldn’t be surprised that I’m in the mood only once a month, if that.
Confession #257
You are not now, nor ever, going to have your own business again as a graphic artist. You have no skills for that. Suck it up and be happy you have a job at Home Depot.
Confession #258
I hate having sex with you! It used to be wonderful, but lately, not so much. Because I would like a little love and tenderness. I would like to feel as if I were loved and cherished. I am tired of nothing but dirty talk. I don’t need to be told what a dirty bad girl I am each and every time. I don’t want to hear your every kinky fantasy. Especially because I know that you have acted them out online many times before, and are using those fantasies to get off with me. It hurts. It hurts alot. Is it any wonder that I don’t ever want to have sex with you?
Confession #259
There are so many things about you that I cannot stand. Your breath is terrible, you stink b/c you don’t shower every day. You are so arrogant and stubborn it makes me want to hit you. You don’t care about anyone but yourself. You bitch about money but don’t hesitate to buy something that you want. Your whole family is nuts. But the worst thing of all is I hate the kind of father you are. Your children get more attention from you when they are being disciplined than any other time. And it drives me crazy that you always feel the need to jump in when I am trying to discipline. No wonder they don’t listen to me. You never give them a chance. I think your parents are lazy and selfish and so are you.
Confession #260
I want to hear that you love me, that you miss me, and that you think of me at all. I don’t want to ramble about stupid shit. I want to know I’m dealing with all this insanity for a reason. I tell you all the time how much I love you. Why can’t I get even a fraction of that in return? Sometimes I wonder if you love me-if you ever loved me because you never even say, “I love you,” unless I say it first. Do you really? What do you love about me, then? Why can’t you just freaking talk to me?
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